Linus isn’t someone who has a lot of recent photographs, but our spies, er, researchers have managed to infiltrate the Torvalds household and bring back these rare shots.
Apparently, they’re all pictures of Linus partying. Remember: Drinking and kernel development don’t mix. Kids, don’t try this at home.
Finally, kernel version 1.0 is released, and Linus breathes a sigh of relief.
In celebration, he quickly downs a beer and decides to get back to work.
The next morning, however, the effects of the previous night’s revelry take their toll.
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